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jottingprosaist / JP ([personal profile] jottingprosaist) wrote2019-02-04 09:10 am

Today In Teaching

When a student brings out a stuffed toy that sings "Baby Shark" when squeezed:
Michael Scott screaming, "NO! PLEASE GOD! NO! NO!"


When literally 40% of a grade 10 class shows up without a pencil:
Kirsten Wiig saying, "Are you fucking kidding me?"


When a student complains that 60 seconds I frustratedly gave them to get their pencil from their locker isn't long enough:
"That sounds like a you problem."


When I dunk on my students but they laugh and accept the chastisement with good grace because I'm doing it with memes:
Michael Scott holding up a mug that days